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I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
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“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
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either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
(Source: probablyharrison, via turnt3chgodh34d)
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there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
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the only thing i can turn on is my computer
(Source: 2boys1cup, via darthyankee)
- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: oh right
- me: *plays music*
